Down the core of earth

During college, I almost every time managed to scoop troubles and making fun of my classmates was my USP. I’ve mastered ‘naming awkward’ to my fellow mates. My area of senses reminds me that I used to talk with every girl in college. I was ‘self acclaimed’ cool dude.

So many things office hours have to offer. Stress, and tension, and laugh and offcourse politics. I work at the coolest place, Mall, and have coolest colleagues to play games with me.

It was mango bazaar yesterday and got sweetest anchor on ground to handle all. Anchor called as “MC” in events. CP and Preeti, Events and Promotion’s executives, we all three decided to have Mc swirl from Mc Donalds in food court. ‘MC’ was handling mango bazaar great at food court. I just had a look and she was awesome. She was damn sweet. She got great grip over her vocals and was creating mango aroma around the whole food court.

I went to get some mc swirl from mc donalds but managed to get only two as bloody ice-cream producing machine was not working properly. One cone, offcourse, grabbed by Preeti and CP suggested me to ask ‘MC ‘for ice-cream. Oh, I started walking towards her thinking myself cool and concern, I asked her the scoop. She took the cone with some initial hesitations. I explained her how I managed to get only two cones from mc donalds and given her one of them. It was bloody 50% of my expenditure, she should know. I tried flirting, but don’t know nothing came out of my mouth. She was enjoying the cone while managing her 4-5 hair on her forehead. She was looking sweet and sexy. She was good. I started plotting myself her next boyfriend.

When I came back both, CP and Preeti, were laughing loud. Before they would explain, my senses told me that CP definitely created movie out of me. On asking for the reason, Preeti told me that CP already asked that ‘MC’ for ice-creams and told her that he will send somebody to give her one. That ‘somebody’ was me,, commonnn,,,. It was so ‘suicidal’ feeling, super embarrassing. None of the boy in their lifetime wants to be embarrassed in front of girls and that bloody CP created my movie in front of two. He did well. It was politically humorous. I lost many things in matter of few minutes. 1) My Money, 2) My Icecream and 3) My self respect. Ha ha ha,, my self respect was down the core of earth.